Telephone

IF YOU R FEELING PERFECTLY FINE
CALL 1800-GET-OFF-THE-LINE
(1800-009)

IF YOU ARE IN A TERRIBLE FATE
CALL 1800-ITS-2-L8
(1800-888)

IF YOU FELL LIKE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN
CALL 1800-HOW-MUCH-MONEY-HAVE-U-BEEN-GIVEN
(1800-077)

IF YOU FELL LIKE A LUMP OF BRICKS
CALL 1800-UR-IN-A-FIX
(1800006)

IF U FEEL LIKE UR ALIVE
CALL 1800-NOT-4-LONG-WILL-U-SURVIVE
(1800-555)

IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE BORED
CALL 1800-THATS-WAT-TVS-R-4
(1800-044)

IF YOU FEEL JUST LIKE ME
CALL 1800-MORE-MONEY
(1800-003)

IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
CALL 1800-HA-HA-SUX-2-B-U
(1800-222)

IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT SOME FUN
SIMPLY CALL 911
(AND RUN)

JKC