Green Elephants

(ya, ya, i know it's not green)

Have you ever seen a green elephant?
Good.
Because if you did, you'd wish not.
Their nose has so much snot.
They pick their nose,
And scratch their toes,
And their gas wind, WHEW, how it blows.
So I’m happy I've never seen a green elephant,
And I’m happy this is the end.
What? How do I know all this? I got it from a friend.
Jkc