Don't Read!

To avoid inflicting upon many children their fears,
This poem is not meant for little ears.
So since I don’t want to frighten you,
Do not read if under one hundred and two.
Now where did I put my aspirin?
Oh, never mind, let the story begin.
Oh wait-what an outrage!!!
You who are reading this are under the age!!
Now simply let me tell the story,
But first you leave-its far too gory.
Now it would not be fine
To go and read the next line.
I thought I had told you not to!
But you did the wrong thing to do.
‘Twas very wrong, and therefore,
I command you not to  read anymore!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Stop it!!!!
And quit!
You twit!
Dimwit!
Hypocrite!!!
Told you it was bad.
Now I’m mad.
Don’t read the rest!!
I know what’s best.
Freeze!!!
Please?
Stop!!!
Drop!!!
No more you whelp!!!!
Oh help.
Stop Reading!!!!
Listening?
OK, fiend…
The End!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Oops.
The end
Jkc