Chores

If you don't want to feed the fishes, kill the fish.
If you don't want to do the dishes, break a dish.
If you don't want to cook supper, break a pan.
If you don't want to take the trash, break the garbage can.
If you don't want to do your homework, give it to your dog to lick,
If you don't want to go to school, just pretend you're sick.
But oh, isn't it such a bore
If you have to stop one chore, and do four more?
Jkc